Hear me clearly with your open ears.

So... I can love hares, squirrels, badgers and raccoons and skunks aren't bad too.

I don't care if you're a white little rabbit living in your deep hole.

is fine if you want to hide your stories.

maybe is for muffling all the moans of the black big rabbits you will copulate in some month

I would have liked it you more if you were born as rat and see your eyes surrender to the ever fear

of a hosts of gods, sliced up your sweet tail

If the situation had been this dire then I would have understood your acting like an endangered mink (emo and with a great desire to reproduce)

Every day you pretend to be a doe but your tongue looks more like that of an anteater.

In the end it is not your fault too, if instead of menstr- you got -estrus cycle.

What fascinates me about you is not the species, the Phylum, the order or the family, nor even how many genes you had been knockout at birth.

No matter how many genomes I can change you, you will always remain as annoying as female mosquito, whether it is in the body or in the soul.

You have such great demands because you have different genital tastes than mine.

and not overdose on catnip or puffer fish would conceive such twisted and stupid thought.

Lock yourself in your tortoise shell as much as you want if you don't want to reply.

But before you go into hibernation I want to see you in the eye and see if there is still that jade hare inside you, the same that I saw it on the moon.

Did I ever tell you that you should try to kiss your own paws, maybe they could bring you luck, before someone decides to sawing them apart of course.

So I ask you like if i were a beaver, I'm building this dam from my whole life, do you think you can give me your paws in exchange of some love and maybe some unwanted childs?

Ad Eva (etymology) - Do not trust snakes

Mangy and Annoying White Rabbit

Would you love me more if I was on the spit?